Wear the Funky, Funky Eye Patch, Bret.

Flight of the Conchords: an HBO show about two musicians from New Zealand, Jermaine and Bret, who are struggling to make it in NYC. Bret occasionally has nocturnal imaginary visitations from a poor advice-giving David Bowie (who looks an awful lot like Jermaine). If you're a Bowie fan like me, you will not be disappointed. -K

Ziggy Stardust era


Ashes era


Labyrinth era